If you're ever looking for something to tell the cops, panic no more: this St. Paddy's Day Men's Tee does all the thinking for you. With just enough of a risqué motif to amuse without offending, this tongue-in-cheek tee sums up St. Patrick's Day for most of the population. And don't worry if the cops do come knocking: it's got a yellow shamrock too, so luck is on your side.